Plan it.

On the advice of my analyst, I've been treating all of my accidents as intentional lately, just so that I feel more in control of my life.

Resistance.

If Gates, Mullen, and Obama are determined to avoid needless deaths, they might want to think seriously about ending this Afghan fiasco sooner rather than later.

Keyed off.

Wouldn't want to be halfway out to Aldebaran without a spare dime in our pockets, now would we? (Would we?)

Race to the bottom.

Racism remains a strong undercurrent in American life, and so long as it does, there will be those who will use it to their political advantage.

Dog days.

What the hell. I thought I put that sucker out to the curb. Is that the same one, or another, identical one? Hey… same to you, Lincoln! Jeezus. Why are you so bad tempered? Man, I’ll tell you - tempers run short here at the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in the middle of July. All this [...]